*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
Seriously though. I would do stuff for this mask… things.
Does anybody even have insurance from The General
their commercials look like they were made on a calculator
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
You shouldn’t take selfies during work Soldier!
These are the important things in life.
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINALS, LOVELIES. OFFICE ASSISTANT DAVE IS HERE TO HELP YOU TURN ALL YOUR PAPERS IN TO RAPS.
(The friend I did this for actually did send me exerts of his paper in rap format. Fucking Fantastic!)
oh fuck you i’m dying